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‘T was the Night Before Reval.

 

 

(*) Twas the Night Before Reval (*)  

‘Twas the night before reval, when all through the house Not a creature was sleeping, not even my spouse. The Dinars were laid on the table with care, In hopes that the news soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of new cars danced in their heads. And mamma in her snuggie, and I in my drawers, Had just settled our brains for a long currency war.

When on the computer there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter. Away to DinarGuru.com I typed with a clash, opening to the homepage to see the News Flash.

The glow of the screen on my laid out Dinar Gave the vision of dreams I had held at afar. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a flashing notice the RV was here .

The government was seated, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be a trick. More rapid than eagles they fell all in line, The IMF had told them “Now is the time”.

“Now Maliki! now, Allawi! now, Mahdi and Saad! On, Mullahs! On, Kurds! on, Ashour and Awaad! To the top of the basket! to the top of the chart! Now Revaluate! Revaluate! The RV must start!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the top of the forex charts they flew, With accounts full of dollars, and new millionaires too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the tile The prancing and dancing of my wife gone wild. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, I heard my phone ring, a startling sound.

It was my neighbor, who lives down the street, He is a banker for Chase, and asked could we meet. A bundle of ideals he had in his mind, of places my riches to put he could find, He sounded excited, but I had my plan set in my mind.

His voice how it lifted! He sounded so merry! His words were like candy, his attitude so cherry! He promised an exchange rate, without a great spread, I feared if I trusted my dreams would be dead.

The receiver of the phone, he held tight in his hand, And I could tell his heart, was beating like a band. I could imagine his broad face and a big round belly, That shook when he spoke, like a bowlful of jelly!

He is chubby and plump, like a fat old elf, And I laughed when I thought about him, in spite of myself! He asked me to call soon, as he was going to bed, I thought to myself I have nothing to dread.

I put down the phone, and went straight to work, I counted my money, then turned with a jerk. I felt a soft finger aside of my nose, And there stood my wife in an amorous pose!

I sprang to my feet, and let out a whistle, And away we flew to our room like the down of a thistle. The children surely heard me screaming all through the night and finally snorting I let out a shout!

“Happy RV to all, and to all a good-night!”

WHITE HAT AUXILIARY/FACT CHECK CENTER #80

 

 

FACT CHECK #80

FOUND AT DINAR GURU SITES WORLD-WIDE: 

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[okieoilman] IT APPEARS SINCE THE POLITICIANS AND INFLUENTIAL HAVE BEEN CASHED OUT IT IS NOW OUR TIME. THIS CAN OCCUR ANY TIME NOW AS THEY ARE JUST NOW READY TO RECEIVE THE CROWDS EXPECTED.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO GET YOUR APPOINTMENT AS SOON AS THE NUMBERS ARE RELEASED AND THOSE COULD BE RELEASED AS SOON AS THIS AFTERNOON OR TONIGHT.

WE WILL HAVE THE NUMBERS AS SOON AS THEIR RELEASED.THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED WEDNESDAY BUT THE BIG DOG’S HADN’T COMPLETED THEIR PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT UNTIL TODAY. WE ARE AT A MOMENT TO MOMENT ALERT PRESENTLY.

I WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED AND FEEL MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT THE R/V THAN EVER BEFORE IN NEARLY 10 YEARS OF MY INVOLVEMENT. STAY ALERT AND KEEP THE PRAYERS GOING UP AND KEEP THE FAITH OF RECEIVING IN YOUR SOUL. IT IS INEVITABLE AT THIS EXACT MOMENT.———BLESSINGS 

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FALSE.

THE CENTRAL BANK OF IRAQ WEBSITE CONTINUES TO SHOW THAT THE DINAR IS STILL TRANSACTED AT 1166 TO 1 US DOLLAR. 

WE CALL ON WHOEVER KNOWS ANYONE WHO HAS “CASHED IN” TO CONTACT US, WITH FULL ASSURANCES OF COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY, GUARANTEED, THAT YOUR IDENTITY WILL NOT BE RELEASED. I PLACE THIS GUARANTEE IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE READING THIS POST. YOU CAN COMMUNICATE VIA ANY SECURE ENCRYPTED MANNER YOU WISH. 

WE ARE FULLY AWARE THAT THIS EVENT IS TRULY EXPECTED. WE JUST DON’T AGREE THAT IT HAS HAPPENED JUST YET. 

WE FULLY ANTICIPATE THAT OKIE WILL BE BACK BY MONDAY OR SO, VENTING HIS SPLEEN AT THOSE WHO FED HIM INACCURATE “INTEL” ONCE AGAIN. 

TNT TONY CONTINUES TO CLAIM THAT ALL MANNER OF “GOVERNMENT PEOPLE, AGENCY PEOPLE, THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY”, AMOUNTING TO SOME 5-10K PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PAID FROM RATES RANGING FROM $1.98 TO AS MUCH AS $32 PER DINAR, BASED ON SKR’S THEY SIGNED BACK IN APRIL. YET, THIS KNOWLEDGE IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTED BY THE EVER PRESENT NDA THEY WERE REQUIRED TO SIGN.

THE WORD IS “THEY ARE ALMOST DONE WITH THE VIPS, AND YOU ARE ALL NEXT“.

WE ARE AMAZED THAT 10K PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON CAN KEEP SUCH SECRETS FROM THE PRESS, FROM ANYONE IN D.C., WHEN MONICA AND BILL COULD NOT KEEP AN OVAL OFFICE TRYST SECRET FROM EVEN TWO PEOPLE BEFORE IT WAS LEAKED TO THE MEDIA. BILL JUST FORGOT TO HAVE MONICA SIGN AN NDA, OR SHE JUST BLEW IT OFF. ONLY BILL KNOWS.

WE HAVE HAD NO INDICATION OF ANY PAYMENTS TO ANYONE, VIP, OR OTHERWISE. AT THIS TIME.

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